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GIFTS & NOVELTIES

Naughty gifts, cheeky surprises and saucy event goodies with Discreet Shipping!

We are the best place to find cheeky gifts and naughty surprises. Our hand-selected range of gifts, gear and home accessories are guaranteed to put a smile on your face, without breaking the bank. Whether you want an abusive mug for your colleagues morning coffee or a nice jelly willy to suck on… we have something special for you.

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  1. Willie Egg Fryer

    How do you like your eggs in the morning? We love this metal 'egg shaper' at Clonezone. Turn your protein boost into a beautiful phallic shape by placing this onto your greased pan, cracking your egg in the middle and watching it turn into the BEST SHAPE IN THE WORLD. But... wait! It's not limited to just eggs. You can use this shaping fryer to make cock pancakes, dick burgers, omelette, fritatas or use it as a dough cutter for your cookies and sweet treats. It's a really fun accessory to have in your kitchen and is easy-to-clean either by hand or by dishwasher. EROTIC and EGGCITING (We'll show ourselves out...)
    £3.99
  2. COLA WILLIES: Suckable Sour Cocks | 150g

    Sometimes it’s nice to have a suck on a nice tasty WILLY isn’t it? With these sweet and fizzy cola flavoured jellies you can settle your craving for both something sweet and something... else (You know what we mean!). These naughty sweeties are a great cheeky gift idea and sure to bring a smile to the most sour of faces. Plus... they are super moreish! Carton Size: 12.2 x 9.6 x 3.5cm Weight: 150g Made in Holland
    £3.99
  3. RAINBOW Test Tube Shot Glasses | 6 Pack

    We LOVE these LGBT Rainbow flag inspired Test Tube shooters! Great for any party or get together! Or as a table placement for a 'quiet drinks' evening. Each holds 25ml of liquid and sits in a black plastic rack, shooters are held in place making preparation, serving and refilling the tubes easy! Drink Responsibly. Sometimes.
    £8.99
  4. FART EXTINGUISHER | Naughty Air Freshener

    BRAND NEW This Fart Extinguisher is a handy 100ml air freshener with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours! Identify the source of odour and spray vigorously at Farter! Not only a unique novel gift, but a useful one too! Dimensions: 14.5 cm x 4 cm x 4 cm
    £3.99
  5. CREAM FILLED WILLIES: Delicious Chocolate Cocks | 92g

    Can’t get enough cream filled Willies? These simply delicious willy shaped milk chocolates, made in the UK, are filled with creamy indulgent fondant and are perfect as an after dinner treat for yourself or as an cheeky gift. We LOVE ’em!
    £5.99
  6. The Person Drinking Out of This Mug Loves Cock

    Want something a little different? Then look no further! Looking like an industrial information sign this mug will have onlookers looking twice! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter.
    £6.99
  7. Sluts 'Thinking About COCK' Mug

    Well what can we say about this mug?..... IT’S ALL TRUE The small print reads "Even while I’m drinking this, I’m thinking about cock." Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter.
    £6.99
  8. Will This Fucking Day Ever End? Mug

    This ace mug featuring "WILL THIS FUCKING DAY NEVER END" is not for the faint hearted! Pretty good though, we wouldn’t mind this in our cup cupboard! Mug measures 9.5cm high and 8cm in diameter.
    £6.99
  9. JELLY WILLIES: Fruit Flavoured Suckable Cocks | 150g

    A fun little sweet treat for yourself, your lover or friend. The chewy and tasty Jelly Willies will put a smile on anyone’s face. A box full of fruit flavoured jelly sweets shaped just like little willies, you will always be able to find an occasion to hand out these naughty little treats. Each box contains 150g
    £3.99
  10. I LOVE COCK Mug

    Do you LOVE COCK? Like, really, really love cock? Know someone who does? Treat yourself and/or them to this funny ceramic 'I LOVE COCK' mug from Clonezone. No need to be subtle, were all adults here. Ideal as a gag gift, stocking filler, secret santa gift or just something to bring a smile to a cock-loving friends face! Dimensions: 90 x 85mm Microwave and dishwasher safe. Arrives in a contained cardboard box for safety.
    £4.99
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